Comedy Quotes


You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? - Bud Abbott



You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. - Neil Simon



You know, the better scripts I've seen lately have been comedy scripts. - Vince Vaughn



You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out. - Brion James



You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. - Fiona Apple



You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. - Hank Azaria



You know, dramas are much more expensive to do than say a comedy, so any kind of deficit like that is picked up on when it comes time for them to pick up new shows. - Paul Guilfoyle



You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. - Jerry Seinfeld



You know, comedy's hard. With drama, you have a responsibility to the emotional truth, but with comedy, you have emotional truth and you have technique on top of it. - Julianne Moore



You know what I would really like to do? I'd like to do a half hour drama with comedy in it. - Sharon Gless



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