Neil Simon Quotes
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. - Neil Simon
Yo quito se dablo enchalada porquesa in quinto minuto! But I don't speak spanish.
- Neil Simon
Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life. It has nothing to do with "I've got to get another play.
- Neil Simon
The Tonight Show.
- Neil Simon
The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. Many strands bring the couple and their families together and spin their lives into a fabric that is woven on their children.
- Neil Simon
The Odd Couple.
- Neil Simon
The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement. Of course He could have made it to last longer, but you can't have everything.
- Neil Simon
The American Alan Ayckbourn.
- Neil Simon
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
- Neil Simon
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
- Neil Simon
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