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Neil Simon Quotes

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. - Neil Simon

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Directing is too strong a word for what you do with Nathan, though. He's a joy to work with. And Matthew is a friend. - Neil Simon

He wanted to play Oscar too... He said he'd give us three months if he could understudy Nathan. So we said, 'Sure,' and let him be one of the card players, too. - Neil Simon

It was too good a moment to lose in this picture -- and still seems to work so much. - Neil Simon

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