Terry Pratchett Quotes


'You won't get away with this,' said Cutwell. He thought for a bit and added, 'Well, you will probably get away with it, but you'll feel bad about it on your deathbed and you'll wish...' He stopped talking. - Terry Pratchett


You stay here. I'll whistle if it's safe to follow me.
What will you do if it isn't safe?
Scream. - Terry Pratchett


You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans. - Terry Pratchett


You didn't have to go and kick me.'
'You're quite right, it was an entirely vouluntary action on my part. - Terry Pratchett


You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. - Terry Pratchett


You can't die with an unfinished book. - Terry Pratchett


You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I'm not writing 'The A-Team' - if there's a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal. - Terry Pratchett


Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself. - Terry Pratchett


Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. - Terry Pratchett


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