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Terry Pratchett Quotes

You stay here. I'll whistle if it's safe to follow me.
What will you do if it isn't safe?
Scream. - Terry Pratchett

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Murder was in fact, a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpok, but there were a lot of suicides. Waliking in the night time alleyways of The Shades was suicide, asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide, you could commit suicide very easily if you weren't careful. - Terry Pratchett

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking. - Terry Pratchett

It's either because of the number of times the scholar puts the boot into Peter Jackson [the director of The Lord of the Rings films] or is making a point they have never heard of. - Terry Pratchett

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