Dennis Miller Quotes
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. - Dennis Miller
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
- Dennis Miller
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
- Dennis Miller
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.
- Dennis Miller
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
- Dennis Miller
We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.
- Dennis Miller
We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks...
- Dennis Miller
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
- Dennis Miller
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
- Dennis Miller
Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.
- Dennis Miller
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