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Dennis Miller Quotes

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? - Dennis Miller

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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. - Dennis Miller

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. - Dennis Miller

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life. - Dennis Miller

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