Chris Rock Quotes
You won't be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz. - Chris Rock
You want to work with people who are excited about doing the show. I didn't get the sense that she wanted to do it just because I was involved in it. She just really liked the script, and I responded to that.
- Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
- Chris Rock
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
- Chris Rock
You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.
- Chris Rock
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
- Chris Rock
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
- Chris Rock
You can only offend me if you mean something to me.
- Chris Rock
You ain't supposed to go to jail.
- Chris Rock
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
- Chris Rock
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