Chris Rock Quotes


When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. - Chris Rock


When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. - Chris Rock


We've all heard the question... Why didn't these people just leave when they had the chance? But now we realize that not everybody can just jump into their SUVs and drive to a nice hotel. These people depend on public transportation and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them. - Chris Rock


Well, now's the time for you to do something for them. Do it for the children who have been left without parents, for the sick that have been left without medicine, and for the families left without a place in the world to call home. - Chris Rock


Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. - Chris Rock


Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show. - Chris Rock


They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy. - Chris Rock


These people depend on public transportation, and these people can't afford a nice hotel, because some of them work there. Now it's your chance to help them. - Chris Rock


There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam. - Chris Rock


There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock


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