Waitress Quotes
Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress. - Jeff Ross
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight. - Yogi Berra
Yeah, I think we're kind of underappreciated, because we're like 10 jobs in one. We're not waitresses  we're security guards and nurses and all of these other things rolled into one. - Erika Christensen
When I was growing up I always wanted to be a waitress. My sister opened a restaurant in Mississippi, and I went down there and was a waitress for a few days. Let me tell you, I got it out of my system. - Lacey Chabert
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. - Unknown
We met in New Hope. I was a waitress, and Andy was building and roofing houses. - Wendy Cain
Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created. - Jennifer Esposito
Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only been gone a week.' - Kevin Pereira
The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you. - Robert Meltesen
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