Jeff Ross Quotes
Youre fattening faster than youre aging. Youre like the Curious Case of Benjamin Glutton. - Jeff Ross
Youre an old man who dresses like a Hooters waitress.
- Jeff Ross
Youre a walking tumor. Actually, its a big deal when you spot a tumor.
- Jeff Ross
You made all your money because you created a f*cked up, criminal baby. Youre like Michael Lohan.
- Jeff Ross
You ever had your heart broken, Larry? What was his name?
- Jeff Ross
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys whose careers end on a hotel floor.
- Jeff Ross
When anyone advocates a new technology, people [with existing spectrum] are against it. It's the position you take if you are a spectrum manager.
- Jeff Ross
What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review that movie, but he took the easy way out!
- Jeff Ross
We played much better as a team. Defensively we came up big against some excellent strikers by not giving them what they wanted.
- Jeff Ross
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