Joke Quotes
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. - Ashley Tisdale
You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here. - Spike Lee
You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it. - Judy Carter
You're taking a ride with your owner, your boss, so you're wondering, 'How's the ride going to be?' ... He threw a couple of jokes out there. It was a good ride. He was a great person to talk to. - Will Allen
You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets. - Carlos Mencia
Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing. - Unknown
You were the local joke, really... It kept sliding further into summer, and the locals were thinking it was going to be really funny watching these people try to make a movie under those conditions. Nobody could even open their mouth without a fly crawling into it. - Nick Cave
You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke. - Carlos Mencia
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