Joke Quotes
You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death. - Brian P. Cleary
You wanna hear a joke? The way you treat me.... - Unknown
You see, the way my bank account is set up... - Kevin Hart
You play for pride, but it's an all star game so it's all for fun. Me and (Countryside coach) Dave (Sica) joked on the bench that we'll trade an all-star win for a couple of championships any day. - Mike Mannino
You never know where the jokes are going. That's what makes it so exciting. It's truly unpredictable. - Mike Brownstein
You must have someone who...You dont need to impress. You can rely on whether you need it or not. Are fun but serious too. You can be completely honest with. Gives good advice. Listens. Wont judge you but criticizes when you need it. Gives a hug. You can make inside jokes with. Understands what you're thinking even if you dont say it. Has your back. But most importantly, someone who will make you the most you. - Unknown
You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!. - Rob Zombie
You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue--agree with him. - Edgar Watson Howe
You look at some of these guys that are taking snaps now, it's a joke. - Ron Wolf
You learn to kid around and joke and not take things too seriously because somehow its all gonna work out for the best - or you're gonna make it work out. - Jack Youngblood
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