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Scott Adams Quotes

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. - Scott Adams

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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. - Scott Adams

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. - Scott Adams

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