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Scott Adams Quotes

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. - Scott Adams

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I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) on tuna jigs. - Scott Adams

One thing people don't realize is that you take off a lot quicker than you could ever stop. You can get up to 100 in five seconds, but that top speed back to zero, it doesn't brake as well as it accelerates. - Scott Adams

It does represent a new way of living in the valley. It's not new in America. We're just catching up with the rest of the country in terms of a vertical lifestyle. - Scott Adams

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