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Scott Adams Quotes

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. - Scott Adams

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I've heard stories of (salmon) being caught further offshore than they normally would (be) on tuna jigs. - Scott Adams

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. - Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. - Scott Adams

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