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Bill Bryson Quotes

You can always tell a Midwestern couple in Europe because they will be standing in the middle of a busy intersection looking at a wind-blown map and arguing over which way is west. European cities, with their wandering streets and undisciplined alleys, drive Midwesterners practically insane. - Bill Bryson

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Nothing gives the English more pleasure, in a quiet but determined sort of way, than to do things oddly. - Bill Bryson

When I was growing up I used to think that the best thing about coming from Des Moines was that it meant you didn't come from anywhere else in Iowa. By Iowa standards, Des Moines is a mecca of cosmopolitanism, a dynamic hub of wealth and education . . . - Bill Bryson

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor. - Bill Bryson

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