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Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far. - Scott Adams

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[Ruling the] Dilbert ... You can't take a vacation. For 11 years, I've done nothing more than go to a wedding for a day, or something like that. - Scott Adams

One thing people don't realize is that you take off a lot quicker than you could ever stop. You can get up to 100 in five seconds, but that top speed back to zero, it doesn't brake as well as it accelerates. - Scott Adams

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. - Scott Adams

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