Wilson Mizner Quotes
You're a mouse studying to be a rat. - Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny.
- Wilson Mizner
Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant.
- Wilson Mizner
Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss.
- Wilson Mizner
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
- Wilson Mizner
When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl.
- Wilson Mizner
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
- Wilson Mizner
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
- Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
- Wilson Mizner
There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.
- Wilson Mizner
Page 1 of 6
Next -> Last ->>
Random Authors
Herbert Greene |
Johnny Barnes |
Billy Idol |
James Glenn |
Mike Reynolds |
Hideki Matsui |
Alan Watts |
Beth Fry |
Leo Beenhakker |
David Rivera |