Terry Prachett Quotes


You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. - Terry Prachett


This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic. - Terry Prachett


Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be a Mule?' - Terry Prachett


Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. - Terry Prachett


Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. - Terry Prachett


Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. - Terry Prachett


If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. - Terry Prachett


I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is. - Terry Prachett


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