Steven Wright Quotes
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
- Steven Wright
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
- Steven Wright
At one point he decided enough was enough.
- Steven Wright
A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- Steven Wright
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