Martin Short Quotes


You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled. - Martin Short



You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, No. - Martin Short



What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows. - Martin Short



What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime. - Martin Short