Martin Short Quotes
You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled. - Martin Short
You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, No.
- Martin Short
What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.
- Martin Short
What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
- Martin Short
We find you have be careful about what you make up, because it'll come back to haunt you. I make up so much stuff, I say it's growing like a snowball.
- Martin Short
Two words, sweetie: Balloon mortgage -- and the need to be loved.
- Martin Short
This is satire. I am a satirist. Modern-day society has this obsession with needing to know every ounce of angst about performers' lives, to the point that it becomes more important than whether they can perform.
- Martin Short
Steve's body of work is remarkable. I know that because earlier this evening, Steve turned to me and said, 'Isn't my body of work remarkable?'
- Martin Short
Steve got his first job in comedy as a writer on the 'Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour' because he was dating one of the dancers. Oh, by the way, Steve, Tommy Tune says hi.
- Martin Short
Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
- Martin Short
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