Kathy Griffin Quotes


That's life when you're on the D-list. - Kathy Griffin



So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. - Kathy Griffin



So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out. - Kathy Griffin



So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. - Kathy Griffin



Put your eyebrows on the night stand and hang up the phone. He has lady eyebrows; pretty, drag-queen eyebrows. Enough with the tweezing. - Kathy Griffin