Kathy Griffin Quotes


That's life when you're on the D-list. - Kathy Griffin


So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it. - Kathy Griffin


So many people have no sense of humor, whatsoever! Everyone knows that it is my job to tell the jokes, that's what I do...so if you have thin skin, then I guess we won't be hanging out. - Kathy Griffin


So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. - Kathy Griffin


Put your eyebrows on the night stand and hang up the phone. He has lady eyebrows; pretty, drag-queen eyebrows. Enough with the tweezing. - Kathy Griffin


Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix... I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick. - Kathy Griffin


No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there. - Kathy Griffin


My act is based on my life. - Kathy Griffin


My act has always reflected what's going on in my life. - Kathy Griffin


Look, you guys, I know I'm not Courteney Cox. But I'm telling you, the house is better than me. They were like, 'I don't think so. - Kathy Griffin


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