Kathy Griffin Quotes


Whenever I see someone with a hat, I'm thinking 'You're a tool. What're you gonna prove?' - Kathy Griffin



When I check in for a flight, they still say, 'Ms. Gifford.' They think I'm Kathie Lee Gifford, but Frank is not my type. - Kathy Griffin



What I would really love is to be on a sitcom again... Everybody talks about Desperate Housewives - that's one show, and they're all gorgeous. But where's the Roseanne ? Where's the real women who are funny? That's where I come in. - Kathy Griffin