Jim Carr Quotes


You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being. - Jim Carrey



Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. - Jim Carrey



With the large number of minors allowed to drink ... the potential liability for not only the host of the event, but the property owner -- in this case, the city -- is staggering. - Jim Carr



Where she fell was in between the cross members that support the fabric. She landed in the middle and it cradled her. She hit it exactly right. A couple feet either way and ... - Jim Carroll



When you release her alive, she will tell your story with that same conviction. - Jim Carroll