Hal Sparks Quotes


You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no. - Hal Sparks


You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. - Hal Sparks


Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. - Hal Sparks


Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. - Hal Sparks


There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Unlike being in a band or a play or something, I don't have to rely on anyone else but me. - Hal Sparks


The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know? - Hal Sparks


The important thing is having genuine regard for your audience. - Hal Sparks


Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. - Hal Sparks


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