Fran Lebowitz Quotes


You're only has good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz



You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz



Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. - Fran Lebowitz



Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. - Fran Lebowitz



You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz