Fran Lebowitz Quotes


You're only has good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz


You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz


Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word ''collectible'' as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. - Fran Lebowitz


Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. - Fran Lebowitz


You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. - Fran Lebowitz


Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type. - Fran Lebowitz


When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. - Fran Lebowitz


Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. - Fran Lebowitz


Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. - Fran Lebowitz


To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. - Fran Lebowitz


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