Dennis Miller Quotes
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
- Dennis Miller
The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.
- Dennis Miller
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
- Dennis Miller
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
- Dennis Miller
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
- Dennis Miller
Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and they don't get out and interact with actual flesh-and-blood humans -- you know the answer before I say it -- that's not good.
- Dennis Miller
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
- Dennis Miller
Since the bus, a lot of people go to Florida who wouldn't if they had to hire a driver.
- Dennis Miller
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Dennis Miller
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