David Letterman Quotes


You've outdone yourself tonight, Gretchen. - David Letterman


Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo. - David Letterman


Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. - David Letterman


When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery-- that's a big deal... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life. - David Letterman


What he has done and his contributions to American culture speak for themselves. He is one of a very small group of men and women who represent the absolute highest echelon of broadcast achievement. - David Letterman


What do you think of the jacuzzi out there on the lawn of the White House. - David Letterman


What could be more fun, on a crisp autumn Indiana afternoon, to load the family and get the picnic and have a little tailgate party out there in the parking lot of majestic Dave Letterman Stadium? - David Letterman


What a big night that is going to be not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway. You have the big 'Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about it's a street of dreams. - David Letterman


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