David Letterman Quotes


You've outdone yourself tonight, Gretchen. - David Letterman



Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Saddam Hussein. They pull it down and it lands right on top of Geraldo. - David Letterman



Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. - David Letterman



When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery-- that's a big deal... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life. - David Letterman