Witty Facebook Status Quotes
Your face is not a coloring book. Chill with the makeup! - Unknown
You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired... - Unknown
You want to see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. - Unknown
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. - Unknown
You can't be late until you show up. - Unknown
Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. - Unknown
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway? - Unknown
Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. - Unknown
Who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins? - Unknown
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