Messed Up Quotes
Jesus didn't meet his father until he died, so why are you all upset? - Unknown
'I Believe I Can Fly' #inappropriatesongsatAaliyahsfuneral. - Unknown
Lil' Kim's mixtape is probably on a floppy disk. - Unknown
My mom used to put five dollars under my pillow so I wouldn't cry when she went to the club. - Unknown
Every night, before I go to beat, I pray to God 'Please, take Rocsi & Terrence J before Betty White.' - Unknown
I remember when I read an article about an old woman who died the day before her 100th birthday. I laughed and sang 'Almost Doesn't Count.' - Unknown
Ciara and Rihanna can sing, like Left Eye and Brandy can drive. - Unknown
Michael Jackson usually took his pills with Pepsi, he took them with Coke once and...that's all I'm saying. - So Lyrical
You get geared up for that, and then to find out that the market is temporarily taken away because someone from New York state with a small shipment messed up well, it's disheartening, frustrating and maddening. - Bruce Berven
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