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You make me smile for no reason whatsoever, You make me laugh at the unfunniest things, But most of all, you make me love you...When I shouldn't be loving you? - Unknown



You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. - John Krasinski



Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong. - Jason Bateman



What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot. - Lala



We've been chasing David and Jon for years and it was worth the wait. After one of the funniest pitches we heard all year, they have delivered a pilot that's high in concept and hilarity. What other show on television features an animated premature baby superhero? - Lauren Corrao



This is by far one of the funniest and most innovative shows we've seen come to Vegas in years and we're delighted to have it open at the Las Vegas Hilton for an unlimited run. We feel that this show has every ingredient to make it a smash hit here in Vegas. - Ken Ciancimino



There may be something good in silence. It's a brand new thing. You can hear the funniest little discussions, if you keep turning the volume down. Shut yourself up, and listen out loud. - Wes Borland



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