Comedian Quotes


You work with stand-up comedians or you work with somebody in theater, you work with somebody from 'Star Search' or 'Survivor' or a kid, it constantly changes how you play with people. - Steve Zahn


You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians. - Stephen Colbert


You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard. - Anthony Anderson


You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah. - Tracy Morgan


You don't know what you're going to get from Ricky. You don't know if it's going to be a quiet day or a loud day. A fun day? A comedian? You don't know which Ricky you're going to get in the course of the day. - Marvin McCullough


You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. - John Krasinski


You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian - he was an actor and a great writer. - Bruce Forsyth


Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. - George Carlin


With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs. - Colin Quinn


While the juggling is always entertaining, the vaudevillian-style clowning around is less successful. None of the three is much of an actor or comedian, so the attempts at humor generally fall flat. It makes sense to include comedy in a show aimed at children, but the execution is disappointing. - John Houseman


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