Clever Facebook Statuses Quotes

You can't be late until you show up. - Unknown

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Unknown

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. - Unknown

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. - Unknown

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. - Mark Twain

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. - Unknown

Never on schedule, but always on time. - Nas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. - Unknown

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. - Unknown

Im a humble person, really. Im actually much greater than I think I am. - Unknown

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