Chocolate Quotes


Deep down, everyone loves the chocolate. - Gabby Edington



Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! - Andy Milonakis



You want to give me chocolate and flowers? That would be great. I love them both. I just don't want them out of guilt, and I don't want them if you're not going to give them to all the people who helped mother our children. - Anne Lamott



You think Easter, you think yellow chickens. A lot of people instead of chocolate bunnies stuffing the Easter basket, they'll stick a real one in there. - Derek Jones



You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being. - Jim Carrey



You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar. - Davey Havok



You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. - George Carlin



You have a different kind of experience -- a different quality of experience -- when you see red, when you see green, when you hear middle C, when you taste chocolate. Whenever you're conscious, whenever you have a subjective experience, it feels like something. - David Chalmers



You forget everything else, and you get a comforting and old-fashioned feel. All you can think about is how the chocolate will taste. - Sara Peterson



You are a very poor soldier: a chocolate cream soldier! - George Bernard Shaw



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