Bier Quotes
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. - Ambrose Bierce
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil. - Ambrose Bierce
WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce
WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character. - Ambrose Bierce
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow. - Ambrose Bierce
WHITE, adj. and n. Black. - Ambrose Bierce
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands, you are safe, for you can watch both his. - Ambrose Bierce
When you doubt, abstain. - Ambrose Bierce
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