Bathroom Quotes


Your bathroom is now becoming your spa at home, and the kitchen is where you entertain and spend a lot of time with your family. - Sheryl Creech


You will regret that cell-phone self-portrait in the bathroom mirror one day. - Unknown


You may not like the idea of putting money into a home when you're moving out. But it's demanded by the market. You need to show it off. You don't have to rip out the kitchen and bathroom. But maybe replace the tiles or the countertops. Get professional advice. - Barbara Corcoran


'You look so cute in the bathroom mirror photo you took of yourself.' Said no one ever. - Unknown


You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there. - Lawrence Kasdan


You know you're best friends when you're in the bathroom arguing over who gets the big stall. - Unknown


You have to use the secrets. Link Hall is open 24 hours, so if you need to go warm up or use the bathroom at like 4 in the morning, (you go there). - Harry Shafer


YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2 Nov. - Mike Epps


You don't want to eat, you don't want to take a shower, you don't want to wash. If possible, you don't want to go to the bathroom. You don't want to change your clothes, and you want to call us as soon as possible. - Sharon Anderson


You don't have to look very far here at Tinker Stadium to see why tonight's game cannot go on as planned. The Lake Highland Prep baseball coach is disgusted with what he sees. A bathroom in shambles, a grass-less field littered with debris and feces. - Jessica Sanchez


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