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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
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Tim Vine
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I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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