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Tim Vine Quotes

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. - Tim Vine

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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke. - Tim Vine

Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds. - Tim Vine

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. - Tim Vine

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