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Johnny Carson Quotes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!" - Johnny Carson

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Comedy | Storms | | Chances | Struck |

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But I know a change gonna come. - Johnny Carson

People will pay more to be entertained than educated. - Johnny Carson

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson

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