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Johnny Carson Quotes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!" - Johnny Carson

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? - Johnny Carson

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