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Johnny Carson Quotes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!" - Johnny Carson

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Comedy | Storms | | Chances | Struck |

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. - Johnny Carson

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate. - Johnny Carson

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