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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. - Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? - Erma Bombeck

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years." - Erma Bombeck

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