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Mark Twain Quotes

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear. - Mark Twain

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess. - Mark Twain

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

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