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Mark Twain Quotes

You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig. - Mark Twain

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There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail. - Mark Twain

It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed. - Mark Twain

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying such a laugh was money in a man's pocket because it cut down the doctor's bills like anything. - Mark Twain

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