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Henny Youngman Quotes

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. - Henny Youngman

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Talent | Scout | Cemetery |

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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman

Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. - Henny Youngman

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