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George Carlin Quotes

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic. - George Carlin

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. - George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons. - George Carlin

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Coliseum called the Caesarian Section. - George Carlin

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