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W. C. Fields Quotes

You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's. - W. C. Fields

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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - W. C. Fields

You can't cheat an honest man. He has to have larceny in his heart in the first place. - W. C. Fields

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