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George Carlin Quotes

You get to play with people's little danger zones. - George Carlin

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I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, f*ck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt. - George Carlin

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. - George Carlin

Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea. - George Carlin

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