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Dave Barry Quotes

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. - Dave Barry

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I'm very pleased that we made the top four. But I feel that we could have had a stronger showing. - Dave Barry

USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.' - Dave Barry

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks should always be the same color,* Or they should at least both be fairly dark. - Dave Barry

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