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Johnny Carson Quotes

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. - Johnny Carson

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

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