Homer Simpson Quotes
You take forever to say nothing. - Homer Simpson
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
- Homer Simpson
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
- Homer Simpson
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
- Homer Simpson
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Homer Simpson
We have learn't a very valuable leasson today: it's better to watch stuff then to do stuff.
- Homer Simpson
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
- Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step to failure.
- Homer Simpson
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